Let the Pictures Do the Talking: Of black penii and red ones

MUahaha....today is a very funny day....oh well....shall tell you about that part later on....oh well...the day started with me goin to college at 11 for a str.a.tegic ma.nag.ement tutorial 2 class...i did not do the quiz on monday(which i think had marks for it ) so the lecturer made me do it today...oh well...i got 88%....yes yes...obviously im smart and didn have to break a sweat to do the quiz...haha...not really la...Tutorial 1 students helped abit la...abit oni la(cuz open book test ma)...:P...hung out abit at the food fest in the kdu auditorium with frens to pass time....the fest is sthing like canteen day...which like sucked...i dun like the coupon system...makes me feel like im in secondary skewl...cmon la...we college students weiii...lol...but obviously they had their reasons for the coupon system...though i dunno wat they are...i just dun like coupons....arr!!

well...sarah and i had lunch today at the ss2 coffee shop(near watsons la)...haha...b4 that...sarah the piggie-didi-doo was like so freedy!!! yesh....she was like
"ok...we eat chap fahn first..then we get my cheese tarts...then we go mcd's and have ice cream!!"
all bryan heard was...
"we eat lunch first...but later ill be full so ignore wat im saying now.."

and guess wat???i was half wrong and half correct la....she was full awrite...she cudn even finish her drink...she forced me to drink...i was like...bluek....oh well...she decided that she still wanted cheese tarts...so we went to the bakery...sarah happily took her blueberry cheesetart and one apple pie...we paid and left

as we went to the car (we parked at the public parking outside the private parking..i think its wilson parking or shting lidat) , as we sat in it...sarah was happily taking out her cheese tart when she said...
"aih....i think that guy is gonna pee!!" *an indian guy lifts up his right side of his shorts and it flip flops out(sarah even made sound effects about it after that...)*
"ahhhh!!!! my virgin eyes!!!" sarah shouted
"im traumatized!!!"
haha...i was like laughing and watching him pee...then he terasa sumone watching...and then he turn his back and continued peeing...It was black!!!! but shade slightly lighter then his skin..haha.. now i knoe how indian penii look like..
i kept harassing sarah with the black dick..lol...she was like shocked...wakaka...i even made up songs for her till she got angry...:p...
after awhile...we saw him coming back.....sarah was like
"ahhh....can we go...FASTER!!! later he come and shit...haha...and she hurried me off"
she continued rambling ...saying that she is traumatized and bla bla...
i was laughing all the way...as we went into the housing estate...we saw a guy with an unbuttoned shirt..."Ahhhhh...I see a nipple!!!" and then she rambled even more!!!!
lol....a couple of turns and she went again..."ahhhh!!! i see a cat shitting!!!! cat shit!!! plop plop plop"
haihs...i guess she was really traumatized...
we went back to her house and hung out a bit....as i was about to leave...we saw like the most disgusting dog penis ever!!!! omgs...it was like... mutated!!!!